I can fix that

Don't have a spoon?  I can fix that! Seatbelt broken?  I can fix that! New TV too big for the old cabinet?  I can fix that! No bottle opener?  I can fix that!  Room too dark using compact fluorescents?  I can fix that! Electrical problem?  I can fix that! Car stereo stolen?  I can fix that!  Bookshelf cracking under the weight?  I can fix that! Can't afford a real GPS?  I can fix that! No ice chest?  I can fix that! Can't read the ATM screen?  I can fix that! Car imported from the wrong country?  I can fix that! Satellite go out in the rain?  I can fix that! Electric stove broken & can't heat coffee?  I can fix that. Wiper motor burned out?  I can fix that! WTF? Display rack falling over?  I can fix that! Tires worm out?  I can fix that.  Might be a little hard to steer. Desk overloaded?  I can fix that! Car can't be ordered with the "Woody" option?  I can fix that! Exhaust pipe dragging?  I can fix that! Gotta feed the baby AND do the laundry?  I can fix that! Cables falling behind the desk?  I can fix that! No skate park in town?  I can fix that! Out of diapers?  I can fix that!